End of Chapter 07

Time pass so fast, end of a year, end of a chapter.
A new year, a new chapter, a new life, a new blog.
blog.mclelun.com

Other people see a new year and say happy new year.
I see an ending and say time is not enough.

My Imaginary Friend

Most of my robot friends had left the factory. I feel that don't have anyone in the mushroom factory can talk crap together. They are all are new robots that venture that into this so call dream job industry. They are just normal robots, I want to rant and talk crap with them, but can't.

Without anyone to talk crap. I made myself a new friend, a TV Head. He is my new imaginary friend. This TV will never betray me, he is a true friend. I can scold him and he will always remain the smiling face unless I give instruction to ask him to angry. Now can you understand why crazy people like to face at wall and scolding the wall? This is because the wall is their imaginary friend.

McDaddy

I went to McDaddy to buy a burger for dinner today. After buying it, I start my long journey walking back to my dumpsite. Upon reaching my dumpsite, I open up the box cover and grab the burger. Hmm It feel something wrong. But nevermind, I just proceed to eat the burger.

OMGWTF!! The burger bun is hard and not fresh. It seems like the burger is made yesterday and left it overnight! WTF McDaddy?! You selling overnight burger to me. I am gonna sue you and make millions. When you are in bad luck, even the burger will bully you.

你这个死人头麦当包，卖我漏风的burger！

Insomnia?

Looking at my PC clock at the lower right of the screen...
WOW!OMG!WTF! It is 6:28am now, I forget to sleep...
Because I was busy doing this 3 funny kid animation.

2 days later...

Looking at my PC clock at the lower right of the screen again...
WOW!OMG!WTF! It is 6:42am now, I forget to sleep again...
Because I lost myself in the online gaming world.

I don't think I got Insomnia. Insomnia is where one person can't sleep at all. My problem is I forget to sleep at night. I only sleep in morning and wake up at night. I think I am just becoming the old me, a zombie. During college, I was like this. But Hey! Who wasn't like this during college?

(BTW, I met robo-x2n in the Internet, he can't sleep because he got night shift work. Haha!)

The Miracle List

Flipping through my small black organizer, I saw this to-do list I written down few months ago which I already forgot.

- Buy a super high tech PC.
- Apply a prepaid credit card.
- Register my website domain name.
- Make my own little website.
- Finish up some artworks which is half done.

and more random crappy to-do, lazy to type all here...

To my surprise, I actually finish most of the thing from this to-do list within this two/three weeks. I don't even constantly checking it and see what I haven't done, then force myself to do it. I just survive day by day and after a while, I notice I had finish most of the work in the to-do list. Wow man! Now I am going to call my to-do list "the miracle list", then write...

- Earn my first million gold coins ASAP

This is a dream job!

This is a dream job! Everyone want to work in this industry!
Yeah, only the industry is interesting, but not so about the job.

This is a dream job! Everyone want this job!
Yeah, but now many robots are leaving the factory. Only noobs is joining in. When they discover this job don't really fit into their dream job category, they will start to leave as well.

This is a dream job! We always do interesting work!
Only sometime. But I think everyone can do interesting work on their free time as well.

This is a dream job! We give you full creative control!
The creative control is decide by mushroom client. We only had full creative control when we do our own stuff.

To tell you the truth, most robots' dream job are something like this
- good paid
- easy work
- flexible working hour
- have lots of free time to do own stuff

Now, whose dream job are not like this? This is everyone dream job. One of my best pal get this type of job recently. He live a happier life now and never regret. Dream job don't torture people mentally. Dream job is a relax job with good paid. Call me slacker if you want.

PS: This post is special request by robo-x2n :D

Keep Counting

I am wasting time again, I made some counters.

This is how long I had survive.


This is how long I had join Mushroom Factory.


This is how long I had split personality.