My new wife

"Dude, how your new wife? man.." ask robo no1.

"Huh? My new wife?" ask CRT.

"Yeah, your new wife. The one you play games with, you work together with." said robo no1.

"Ohh, ya. My new wife is great! man... She is so good and perform so well. I love her so much now." said CRT.

"So how about your old wife?" ask robo no1.

"My old wife is good too, but recently she had a lot of problems, so I decide to give her to my mum." said CRT.

WAIT! Before anyone is offended or angry. Meet my new "wife"... my new PC...

Work Work Work

Monday, Work~!
Tuesday, Work~!
Wednesday, Work~!
Thursday, Work~!
Friday, Work~!
Saturday, Today, OMG! I am working again~!
Sunday, Tomorrow I am going to hide in hometown and not doing any work~!

Creating Good Karma

Do you create good karma?

or in a more simple way...

Do you do good things for others?
Do you help others?

To tell you the truth, I am a fook up CRT. I don't usually help others because I am a selfish and cold hearted CRT.But two days ago...

While I was having lunch with my fellow robots from mushroom factory, this one arm Jedi came to us and ask for donation. He want some gold coins so he can buy a robotic arm for himself as a Christmas present.

Now, what will you do if you are in a situation like this? I assume most people will keep quiet or ask the Jedi to go away. Yeah, I was like that too most of the time. But during that time, I actually donate two gold coins for him. I don't know why I did that, but the one arm Jedi is damn happy and thankful. Maybe he use the "Force" on me and make me donate to him?

Later in that day while I was waiting the U73 spacebus to get back to my dumpsite, I saw a blind Jedi trying to find a spacebus to go home as well. But he is blind, he can't see which spacebus he should hop on to. His Jedi "Force" can't help him too. So I decided to help this poor blind Jedi as well.

So in the first time of my life, I actually did two good things to random people in one day. I don't know why I did that, maybe I did it with evil intention. Like hoping the good karma will rewards me in sometime soon?

Not enough time

1:51am midnight, my CRT head is low on battery but I can't rest and recharge my battery. So many works to do, but I have so little time.

Is it because...

There are too much works to do?
24 hours is not enough for me?
I got bad time management or planning?
I am lazy?
I waste too much time doing random things...

like blogging...?

Eat bread

Bread will be my main meal for this and next month because I bought a new High tech computer. In order to save some gold coins, I decide to eat more bread. Too bad, because of my mistake, I make someone eat bread this month as well. So sorry.

Big plan again

Factory X had call me again this afternoon. They ask me to reconsider their offer to join their factory. Few months back, I reject their offer and they got quite mad about it. But now they ask me again nicely. This is not a random crappy offer, as they are willing to paid 1000 gold coins more of what I am getting now. At the same time, I was hoping to start my own cheese factory too. But if I join factory X, I am quite sure I won't have anymore time for myself to make my own cheese. So how? I don't know how but I manage to come up with a few big plans again.

Plan A
Stay in mushroom factory, and start my own cheese factory slowly.

Plan B
Escape from mushroom factory, and start my own cheese factory instantly.

Plan C
Escape from mushroom factory, and join factory X. If I join factory X, I won't have much time for myself to start my cheese factory.

Plan D
Sleep now, and will ask god what is the next step in my dream.

As usual, I choose plan D again because it is always the best plan.

Ice eating event

Just now, I went to meet the big cheese with a friend to discuss about building the cheese factory. Discussion go on for a while, then we decide to participate this ice eating event organize by the big cheese. Just to show our support for the big cheese.

Both of us didn't won in the competition because all other contestant is too dasyat. Those contestant is able to consume four to five cup of ice under two minutes! How is that possible?! I just consume one cup of ice and my CRT's capacitors are starting to freeze and stop functioning properly.

Well, but I didn't lose everything. During the lucky draw session, I win a hamper. Since a very long time, I had won something from lucky draw. Today I must be damn lucky or maybe the big cheese purposely let me win.

Cleaning Shit

I am cleaning shit again.

Someone shit and run away. Then expect other people to clean up the shit for him. It is his own shit, he should be much more responsible and clean up his own shit. But he decide to shit then go dissapear. He should atleast give some instruction on how to clean his shit. Not just shit, then go missing in action.

One thing I know, I won't be doing this shit cleaning task for long anymore. If he shit and go dissapear again next time. I will happily dissapear as well and let the shit pile up on him.

Not a Good Day

Monday morning, sleeping happily. I thought everything is turning to be better finally. I am ready to start a few projects and execute a few plans which I always want to do.

But this is not the case. Sucky reality wakes me up once again...
It is 5am in the morning, I sprained my ankle while I was sleeping. Then, the communication device rang with a bad news. My grandfather is not doing well, so my parents had to rush back to hometown.

Both of my brothers is not anywhere near Happy Land, so they cant go back to hometown. For me, I should have went back and meet my grandfather. But thanks to the mushroom king, I can't go back. I need to go to mushroom factory and clean up that pile of shit even I had a sprained ankle.

Monday evening, after cleaning up most of the shit in mushroom factory. I thought I still have time to meet my grandfather in the following few days. Maybe not.

This morning, the communication device rang with a terrible news. I don't have any more chance to meet my grandfather. Everything is already too late. There are still some shit in the mushroom factory, but I can't go to the factory and clean it up. But the mushroom king is still missing in action. So I had plug myself into the Internet and help cleaning up the shit virtually from a far.

Today is not a good day for me.

ps: Blogging halfway, the Internet connection screw up for few hours. Confirm today is not a good day for me...

Eat Sleep Work Loop

Another month pass. Soon, another year will pass too. I was thinking about what I had done in the pass two years. Seriously, I am supprise that I actually didn't do anything much.

I can't remember clearly what I had done during 2005 and 2006. The only thing I remember is I just eat, sleep, work, eat, sleep, work (loop) during that time. I feel that I wasted two years in my life.

I was a young CRT boy with all the big plans. But where is all my big plan now? As I grow older, it seems that I had forget all my plans and I just eat, sleep, work everyday.

2007 seems to be a better year. Atleast I am earning slightly more gold coins now. I am slightly optimistic and happier this year. But still, where is all my big plans? Another year is wasted I guess.

2008 is coming soon, I should start to make good use of my time instead of falling back into the eat, sleep, work loop again. I need to start doing what I always want to do. I need to execute a few plans that I had in my mind for so long already.